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Silliness
Gah. I was supposed to be repeating some grammar right now, because I have another exam tomorrow (yes, exam on a Saturday), but I've been playing with the Drabble-Matic instead. Here's what came out:


A Dark Day To Bite

Draco stepped quickly out into the red sunshine, and admired Harry's left buttock. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a lovely sight."

Harry climbed off the egg whisk and walked silently across the grass to greet his lover. Draco patted Harry on the eyelid and then tried to bite him patiently, but without success.

"That's all right," Harry said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not horrendous," Draco. "Not as horrendous as the time we bit behind the barn."

Harry nodded secretly. "We were sparkly back in those days."

"Our ankles were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Draco said. "Everything seems talented and smooth when you're young."

"Of course," Harry said. "But now we're squeaky, we can still have fun. If we go about it lovingly."

"Lovingly?" Draco said . "But how?"

"With this," Harry said and held out a tanned blanket. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to bite."

Draco swallowed the blanket at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to bite lovingly. They bit like a kitten playfully chasing a butterfly. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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*snigger* Weird how some stuff sort of fits. :D


Anyway, I'm feeling tired and whiney (is that even a word?) and I'm going to bed.

(Psst, I've updated the H/D HBP list.)