Date: 10-06-2007 01:36 Subject: Stupid costume ideas for Sectus Post is: Public Feeling: lazy Tags: funny, hp: misc, sectus

I heard that sometimes people dress up for conventions. Like Harry, Snape, Rita Skeeter... But those costumes are expected. So here are my stupid idiotic original costume ideas for Sectus (or other conventions / Halloween )! :D

( Costumes are here. )

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Date: 11-05-2007 01:15 Subject: Funnies Post is: Public Feeling: aggravated Tags: funny, misc

[1] Born to roam t-shirt. Read the comments under it. Some of them are quite funny (others stupid... but still...) :D

[2] O_O OMG O_O

[3] ... the fics that gossymer recced in her journal. Yay, tetris porn! :D

I was bored. :P

Back to reading now...

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Date: 13-02-2007 00:33 Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Post is: Public Feeling: bouncy Tags: funny, photos

My boyfriend just sent me this picture which he found on the Kanal 5's (Swedish tv channel) blog. ( cut because it's rather big )

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Date: 30-11-2006 23:22 Subject: Video-clip fun #5 Post is: Public Tags: funny, video clips

Just a few funny video-clips from TV shows and similar. :D

I - The Cake Ninja (00:15)
America's Funniest Videos. I think this is the only video on AFV that I thought was really funny. :)
Beware of the Cake Ninjas. O_O

II - Run by farting (00:12)
TV news. LOL. :D
Oh my goodness!

III - 3glav insurance commercial (00:49)
Slovene TV. A Slovene commercial for an insurance company.
I don't get modern art either. :P

IV - Rumsfeld Gets Cute at the Podium (02:10)
Late Late Show. I've never seen this show, but this segment is really funny. And well-made. :D
He's really good at origami.

V - Apocalype Pony (00:56)
Robot Chicken. Via dreaminoflorien. Time to do some Christmas shopping.
Death Pony is my favourite. 8:D

VI - Dove Evolution (01:14)
From TV somewhere (?). Description: "We asked a high-end fashion photographer to make her look as beautiful as possible for a cover/billboard (normal advertising request). I asked the retoucher to save his progress in files/layers, and that's what was used to create the animation. It's 100% real. Retouching took 4 full days. Make-up, lighting, and shooting took about 4 to 5 hours"
This just makes me wish somebody would photoshop my passport photo like that. :P

@_@ I have so much to do!!! *PANICS* :O

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Date: 23-11-2006 22:18 Subject: Video-clip fun #4 Post is: Public Feeling: full Tags: funny, video clips

Music again. :D

I - Jump in My Car (02:59)
By David Hasselhoff. This is so embarrassing. And I'm not even Hasselhoff.
Get out of my car!

II - Detachable Penis (03:21)
By King Missile. These guys are hillarious. :D
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time - it's detachable.

III - Blazin Hazen (04:16)
By The Average Homeboy. Remember him? :D Oooh, he has a site too!
We can have some fun under the moonlight, but you wanna be careful 'cause I might bite.

IV - Top That (01:53)
From Teen Witch. He's hot, and you're not.
I will never be hip. :(

V - Christmas Lights (03:02)
Music: "Wizards in Winter" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra; Christmas lights: by somebody with too much time.
WOW. 0_0

Happy Thanksgiving to those that celebrate it! :D And to all others: it's almost Friday, YAY! :D

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Date: 16-11-2006 19:47 Subject: Video clip fun #3 Post is: Public Feeling: flirty Tags: funny, video clips

So many people were traumatised by that spider photo that I've decided to post some funny videos with cute, fluffy, cuddly, sweet (and sometimes a bit insane) animals as an apology. :D Awwwwwwww.

I - Panda mum with panda baby (00:13)
Munch munch munch.
Achooo!

II - Turtle sex (01:37)
OMG the sounds Mr. Turtle makes. O_O
Errr, warning for NC-17, non-con, violent turtle sex?

III - Funny dog (00:41)
His leg keeps sneaking up on him...
My bone, MINE! *growl*

IV - Kitty Vs. Powerbook (01:51)
Awwwww. :D
It's an epic battle.

V - Kitty Possessed (00:30)
Evil, evil kitty.
Somebody call the exorcist!

VI - Anyone want a kitty? (01:08)
Cat 1, Humans 0. Mwahahahah. >:D
Pinky is a very loving cat. O_O

VII - Sweet Tired Cat (00:28)
*collective AWWWWWWW*
*snores*

VIII - Hamster Wheel Gone Wrong (00:10)
This is what happens when you're too enthusiastic about exercise.
Wheeeeee!

IX - Manatee Squash (00:10)
Manatees are so cool. :D
*boinggg*

Did that make it all better? :D

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Date: 12-11-2006 20:43 Subject: Some random fun/hot/creepy (mostly HP) stuff Post is: Public Feeling: flirty Tags: creepy, funny, hp: random fandom, photos, updates

[1] Why didn't anyone ever show me these pictures? Lockhart is hillarious. :D

[2] Has everybody seen this video? (from lddurham; NWS) :o If you haven't, you should.

[3] There was a fun discussion on harrydraco a couple of days ago. It was about which things in HP confused you and what things you got completely wrong when reading the books. My favourites: Snape = chubby; Sirius = chubby uncle type; Tonks = an older, slightly overweight, somewhat butch woman; the bat bogey hex makes you dance the boogey with bat wings as your ears; and my absolute favourite (I'll quote it): "I totally thought that Dean and Seamus were gay, so when Dean started going out with Ginny I was like 'WTF? what about your boyfriend?'" :D If you don't want to tell what you got wrong, at least go read it. It's a really fun discussion. :D

[4] Another fun link: Exactly Where to Stick It (NC-17) by crucio_4_coffee. Don't anger the ARSE. *giggle*

[5] H/D HBP list has been updated. There are 5 new fics on it. YAY! :D

[6] I noticed yesterday that now there are 100 people who have friended this journal. *waves to everyone* Err, I don't draw or write, so I can't really do anything special for this occassion. Sorry. :( But, here's a photograph of a creepy spider instead. :D ( EEEEEK!!!! )

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Date: 09-11-2006 22:26 Subject: Video clip fun #2 Post is: Public Feeling: rejuvenated Tags: funny, video clips

And another post with funny video clips. This time, actual music videos. :D

I - Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (01:36)
By Leonard Nimoy. OMG the ears and the dance!
Are they pretending to be hobbits, or rabbits?

II - Blowin' Up - Rollin With Saget (03:01)
With a cameo by George Lucas!!! O_O Bob Saget really is God.
When you rollin wit Saget there’s no time for rest.

III - Apache (04:34)
The "sexy" mustache. The dance. So 70s. I can't stop watching this video. I've seen it so many times I know the choreography. :D
*does the "Apache dance" to the music*

IV - Hooked on a Feeling (03:31)
By David Hassellhoff, the unsung hero of the Cold War. *snigger*. This video's a classic. I think everyone has seen it by now. But you can never see it too many times! I think I'd love to have an icon of him flying or something. Does anybody have an idea where I could get one? :D
What the hell is that owl creature behind him when he's standing on the motorbike???

V - It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin (03:45)
By Greenskeepers. It has funny lyrics and it's really catchy. :)
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...

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Date: 02-11-2006 22:58 Subject: Video clip fun #1 Post is: Public Feeling: hyper Tags: funny, video clips

All the kids are doing it, so I thought I'd do it too. Here are some funny video clips for you to laugh at. :D

I - Average Homeboy (02:59).
Warnings for idiocy, bad music and horrible sweaters. There are some ass shots though. ;)
Once you hear my audio demo, you'll just be blazed!

II - Ah, l'amour by Don Hertzfeldt (02:15)
This cartoon sort of reminds me of Cyanide & Happiness that moonflower_rose sometimes posts. In short, it's a love story.
He's just a boy looking for love. Awww.

III - Bananas, proof that God exists (01:05)
Need proof that God exists? Here it is!
Behold - the atheist's nightmare!

IV - Roof Sex by PES (01:10)
PES make wonderful short films. They're so ingenious and funny. :D You might not want to watch this one at work. Don't worry though, there are no naughty bits or anything like that in it. :D
This is what they're up to when you're not home. Poor Fluffy. D:

V - Garbage Day Deluxe (05:31).
A scene from a film called Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. OMG - the music, the manic laughter, THE EYEBROWS!!! And the ENDING!!!! O_O
Mwahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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