Date: 13-02-2007 00:33 Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Post is: Public Feeling: bouncy Tags: funny, photos

My boyfriend just sent me this picture which he found on the Kanal 5's (Swedish tv channel) blog. ( cut because it's rather big )

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Date: 04-01-2007 01:18 Subject: My resolutions, funny pictures and me rambling on Post is: Public Feeling: drunk Tags: hp: misc, photos, resolutions, silliness

I've seen a lot of people do this, so I thought I'd do the same.

( My 2007 Fandom & Personal Resolutions: )

Okay, so now that I've bored you with that, here's what I found today when I was browsing various galleries again. I was a bit bored and I knew that you can always find hillarious pictures and screecaps there (I ♥ the internets). Anyway, look at what I found!

( Moody pic )

( Lockhart and his portait )

( Umm, doesn't he remind you of somebody? )

Anyways, that's all for today. I'm off to do more gallery browsing (it's fun! :P). And then I'm going to go spread some love and try to find more friends (you can never have too many). You should all do the same too. :D (The Love-Meme of 2007 & HP Friending Meme)

Also, everybody go look at the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest, read all of the wonderful requests, and make a request of your own. You know you want somebody to write a cracktastic H/D version of the film Body Parts! :P

PS: Is it time to take the Santa Rhino down yet?

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Date: 29-12-2006 23:57 Subject: My New Year's resolution and... a "clone" in a box? O_O Post is: Public Feeling: indescribable Tags: meme, photos, silliness

First a meme. Gacked from damned_queen. My New Year's resolution:

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Cause more road rage. Get your resolution here.

Well, I guess that means I need to learn how to drive a car first. Or can I do it on a bicycle? Or as a pedestrian maybe? >:D

~*~*~*~

I thought I was seeing things when I noticed this add on the metro today. ( Here's a photo of it: )

Sorry it's so blurry, but the metro shakes, so I couldn't keep the camera steady. Anyway, that's the add: Clone-a-willy kit. Right next to an add for a radio controlled aeroplane and some other technical stuff. O_O

So when I came home I went to the magazine's website to see if that add was real or not, and I found the Clone-a-willy kit there! :D Their description is the funniest thing ever!

"... The clone opens countless possibilities: You can give bodily pleasure to everyone who desires you, without you having to copulate like a breeding bull. Maybe your partner doesn't have the endurance you wish for? When the real thing has done its work, the clone can take over. And if you're extremely well-endowed, or possibly an aging alpha male and successful author/journalist/show host with an interest in hunting, you can now make dozens of clones and sell them for a lot of money on eBay! If you haven't overestimated your own desirability and perfection, you could be as rich as a troll!" (my own quick translation from Swedish)

LOL! The funniest thing is that they're making fun of this really successful Swedish author, Jan Guillou. That part about an aging alpha-male who's an author/journalist/show host who likes to hunt is a description that fits him perfectly! And the part about him thinking he's perfect too! This made my day! :D That man can be so... annoying! Gah. He can say really smart things, but then the next moment he's back to being this really obnoxious macho "hunter". So, HAHA to Jan Guillou too! :D

PS: Everybody's talking about Dick in a Box. Well, I figure, the Clone-a-willy kit is the next best thing! And it vibrates too! :P

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Date: 09-12-2006 01:48 Subject: Yay! Post is: Public Feeling: chipper Tags: misc, photos

I finally have some time off now. I handed in my home-exam today. I think it's probably they worst thing I've ever written, but I'm hoping I'll pass anyway. I just feel sorry for the professor who'll have to read it - I didn't even know what I was trying to get at when I reread it. :P Ohwell. :D

So now I'm reading holiday fics. :D And playing around on Google. I love the fact that when I look for "Draco Malfoy" on Google Image Search this one pops up on one of the first pages: ( O_O )

And now back to reading... :D

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Date: 13-11-2006 23:48 Subject: About that spider pic from yesterday... Post is: Public Feeling: scared Tags: photos, scary, silliness

So I did like mordyn4 suggested, and I posted the picture of the spider from yesterday's post on spiderphotos. They were very friendly and incredibly enthusiastic (one person said the picture is "super cool"), and they told me that the spider (I'm going to call it Betty from now on :P) was a female wolf spider, and that those things on her back are her babies. Yes, those are tiny baby spiders. O_O

I looked at the article on Wikipedia they gave me a link to and all I can say is: OMG IT'S HIDEOUSLY UGLY!!! It's even worse than on my picture (if that's possible)! And THOSE REALLY ARE ITS BABIES!!!

See, the scary thing was that when I saw Betty, she wasn't moving as she was trying not to be noticed. I, umm, sort of wanted her to move, so I kind of wanted to poke her a bit... with a stick. :/ A LONG one. Gently of course. Just to get her off the path. I didn't do it though. Imagine if I did, and all of those baby spiders jumped off their mum and climbed up my leg!!! @_@ & :O

Now to all those people who said they're never going to Slovenia because of that picture. The wolf spider can be found everywhere. That's right. There's probably one in your back yard right now. Hatching babies. LOTS of them. *evil laughter*

Sweet dreams everyone! :D

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Date: 12-11-2006 20:43 Subject: Some random fun/hot/creepy (mostly HP) stuff Post is: Public Feeling: flirty Tags: creepy, funny, hp: random fandom, photos, updates

[1] Why didn't anyone ever show me these pictures? Lockhart is hillarious. :D

[2] Has everybody seen this video? (from lddurham; NWS) :o If you haven't, you should.

[3] There was a fun discussion on harrydraco a couple of days ago. It was about which things in HP confused you and what things you got completely wrong when reading the books. My favourites: Snape = chubby; Sirius = chubby uncle type; Tonks = an older, slightly overweight, somewhat butch woman; the bat bogey hex makes you dance the boogey with bat wings as your ears; and my absolute favourite (I'll quote it): "I totally thought that Dean and Seamus were gay, so when Dean started going out with Ginny I was like 'WTF? what about your boyfriend?'" :D If you don't want to tell what you got wrong, at least go read it. It's a really fun discussion. :D

[4] Another fun link: Exactly Where to Stick It (NC-17) by crucio_4_coffee. Don't anger the ARSE. *giggle*

[5] H/D HBP list has been updated. There are 5 new fics on it. YAY! :D

[6] I noticed yesterday that now there are 100 people who have friended this journal. *waves to everyone* Err, I don't draw or write, so I can't really do anything special for this occassion. Sorry. :( But, here's a photograph of a creepy spider instead. :D ( EEEEEK!!!! )

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Date: 29-09-2006 15:37 Subject: All kinds of things Post is: Public Feeling: contemplative Tags: hp: questions, hp: random fandom, photos, updates

[1] I'm still updating the HBP-compliant H/D list. There's almost 200 fics on it already. Maybe I should try to make it shorter... I don't remember what half the fics on it were about. Hmm, I'll have to think about that...

[2] A couple of weeks ago somebody was asking for a post-HBP Snarry list, and I volunteered, because I tend to hoard fic links. :/ I said it'd be done in a couple of days, but it took me three weeks (because I was lazy, and also because if I do something, I want it to look pretty :P). So, anyway, here it is. There's definitely a bunch of fics missing on it - I haven't had the time to add them. I'll do that next. Soon. Meaning before Christmas. :D
(Btw, I hope I didn't flood anybody's LJ. I backdated the entries, but you never know. Sorry if I did.)

[3] My boyfriend listened to the last two HP books. He wants to know where Draco got the Polyjuice from (in HBP). Did he order it, steal it from Slughorn, or made him himself? I'm leaning towards making it himself... Probably in the same bathroom Harry, Hermione and Ron made it in CoS. Moaning Myrtle seemed to have known him at least. :)

[4] O_O OMG! Everybody in Germany - HIDE!

[5] A certain Mr L sign on somebody's journal reminded me of a jewellry store sign I took a photo of in Slovenia. It had me laughing all day.

( Photo after the cut CLICKY HERE )

[6] I'll probably be absent for about a week. I have a home-exam to finish next week, and I haven't worked on it that much yet. *sigh*

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Date: 16-07-2006 00:14 Subject: Some photos Post is: Public Feeling: mellow Tags: photos, rl

Here are some photos I promised two weeks ago (oops). Sorry, none are of me. :P Just some pretty pictures of places I went to. :) I really had problems picking photos because they were taken for the benefit of my boyfriend. I mean, I've been to these places like a hundred times, and I don't really need to take photos of them as they're nothing new. So the pictures are all a bit "touristy". ;)

( Click here for pics )

Edit - How do I get rid of that bar at the top of the page. It's kind of ugly. :/

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Date: 01-07-2006 12:52 Subject: One day late Post is: Public Feeling: chipper Tags: photos, rl

I know I said on Thursday that I'd write more tomorrow, but I just got so stuck up on reading the flist and all the wonderful things you've written that I just totally forgot about it. I ended up reading stories till 3 am (I blame meri_oddities for writing such addictive stories. Psst, go read A Hiding to Nothing.). I'm only a quarter through the flist, and I'm basically just reading the fic posts and things that catch my eye. And I haven't even started on the communities yet! I think I'll probably just skip those. Will I miss any good stories if I do that? Does anybody have anything to recommend? :D

Anyway, I had a great time in Slovenia. The weather was really good. It was really hot, so I'm kind of relieved now that I'm in Sweden and I don't feel like I'm in a sauna all the time. As I wrote on Thursday I spent my time meeting people, going places, reading and sleeping. :D I was doing something all the time, so I'm actually a bit tired and I need to rest (I always seem to feel like this after a vacation).

I know I promised some photos. I went quickly through them today and I noticed that lots of them seem to be of my cousin (1 year) with various amounts and colours of food smeared on her face. I'll try to find some pretty ones that aren't of my cousin and then post them later. But right now I give you a picture of a cow. Because it's staring right at the camera with a "What are you looking at?" expression on its face.

( Cows are funny-looking )

And now I'll go read some more. :D

(They're showing Face/Off for the 1000th time on the telly tonight. What's that about???)

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