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"The Harry Potter series will lighten up on the darkness and turn into a romantic comedy for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." (quote from here)
Umm... ??? o_O
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I had a nap this afternoon (YAY for naps!!!) and I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that Dobby became a designer after the war. He loved clothes (and socks) so much that he decided to design them. And all of the clothes (robes, shirts, etc.) had these sock prints on them, or were made out of socks sewn together. Weird. O_O
Btw, is anybody else having problems with LJ? I'm not getting any comments emailed to me. :/
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Or, as we'd say in Slovenia: "potem pa svizec zavije cokolado..." :D Here it is in French:
The video.
A big THANK YOU to ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) aldebaran1977 for my birthday present. I have hidden it in the back of the fridge, so I hopefully won't find it again until my birthday. And the card will make a great bookmark. It'll make reading boring policy books much more interesting. Err, I'll make sure none of my professors or classmates see it though. :P
Also thanks to everyone else that have already sent me their birthday wishes, even if it is 6 days away. :D
Oh, and thank you everyone for including me in the love meme. *loves you all back* :D
( Cut to make the post shorter in your f-list. )
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| 26-12-2006 00:12 |
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A question: WTF is wrong with MTV??? During the day they beep "dope" and "fuck", and right now, at 10 past midnight, they're showing a man playing guitar with his penis, jumping around, and spreading his arse cheeks, etc. o_O Umm, wholesome by day, porny by night? Bizarre.
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| 25-11-2006 23:22 |
| Books you might (not) want to get for Christmas |
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This is another batch of weird links I collected. They're all books, and they're all a bit strange. Or at least I think so. And since it'll be Christmas in a month, and I know people are starting to buy gifts already, I thought it'd be appropriate. :P
Farley Farts by Birte Muller
"For days, Farley the Frog had been having some rather noisy tummy trouble. He had to fart all the time. When he was eating, PFFFOOOTTT! When he was playing, PFFFOOOTTT! Even when he was sleeping, PFFFOOOTTT! It was really bothersome."
I actually own this book. :P My friend sent it to me for my birthday. It's really cute and funny. I usually reread it when I'm having a really bad day or when I'm ill. It's silly. :D
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! by Katharine DeBrecht
"This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland."
I'm actually not really sure if this book is for real, or if it's a joke... If it's for real, am I the only one that finds this book really really weird, and just a bit creepy? o_O
Why Mommy Is A Democrat by Jeremy Zilber (link found via emmagrant01)
"Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does. Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does."
O_O Maybe it's a Slovene / Swedish / European thing, but I find books teaching children which political party is the best weird and inappropriate. Though maybe it's just different here. When I started voting, I asked my mother who she voted for, and she told me it's none of my business. She'd tell me the same thing today if I asked. :P
British Born American Bred: A Prince William Fantasy Fanfiction by Valorie Beardsley
"A witty British girl raised in America. A strong-willed young prince slated to assume the highest office in England. When their worlds collide. . .anything can happen!"
For all you Prince William fans on my f-list. :P
Molvania: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry (Jetlag Travel Guide) by Santo Cilauro, Tom Gleisner & Ron Sitch
"LANGUAGE - Molvanian is a difficult language to speak, let alone master. There are four genders: male, female, neutral, and the collective noun for cheeses, which occupies a nominative sub-section of its very own. The language also contains numerous irregular verbs, archaic phrases, words of multiple meaning and several phonetic sounds linguists suspect could represent either a rare dialect or merely peasants clearing their throat. This, coupled with a record number of silent letters, makes fluency a major challenge. You can, as some visitors have experimented with, simply try adding the letter ‘j’ or ‘z’ randomly to any word – but this will only get you so far."
This is a fake travel guide, and it's rather funny. :D You should at least go look at the site. ;)
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| 11-11-2006 21:52 |
| Strange things you can buy online |
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I like to collect weird links. Especially links to weird things you can buy online. So here's a collection of some of the weirdest / funniest ones. (They're under the cut because some of them are rather adult.)
( People actually buy this? )
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I watched the weirdest (and most entertaining) show tonight. It's about these two guys going around Sweden talking to strange/cool people. And some of them are just O_O.
The weirdest one (a woman) was even weirder than the guy that claims he's the reincarnation of Percy Bysshe Shelley and that Olof Palme was the reincarnation of Charles the Great. The woman (OMG she has a site!) is, err, objectum-sexual. She's sexually attracted to the Berlin Wall. Yes, you've read that right. :D When they asked her what she thought of the Fall of Berlin Wall she said it was a catastrophe, because, you know, she loves it. That way. But that's okay, she married it in 1979. o_O She sleeps with a minituare replica of it in her bed. >_<
Humanity is so weird. :D
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